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The Geelong News is a free weekly paper delivered to houses in the Geelong region in Victoria, Australia. It is published on Wednesdays with a circulation of over 70,000 copies. The focus of most \nstories are local community issues and sport. Recently the newspaper \nstarted producing different content for different parts of Geelong.
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